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“There was this one time when I participated in a local nonprofit group within walking distance of my house. I've been going there for almost my whole life and now I help them with...
If you think you know Garfield’s music teachers, think again. Jared Sessink, Blake Saunders, and Bryan Kolk have been secretly recording trap bangers after hours at Garfield, and are ready to release...
Disclaimer: This is a satirical opinion article, and the sentiments within this piece do not necessarily reflect the Messenger's views as an organization.
The College Board. The non-profit organization...
Disclaimer: This is a satirical opinion article, and the sentiments within this piece do not necessarily reflect the Messenger's views as an organization.
Easter is like many other holidays.
It...
In honor of April Fools and our upcoming return to in-person learning, the 2021 Messenger staff reached out to some of our most beloved teachers to create a Teacher's Superlative. Though we all enjoy poking...
Disclaimer: This is a satirical opinion article, and the sentiments within this piece do not necessarily reflect the Messenger's views as an organization.
nomadland. it really makes you think about...
On the morning of April 5th, faculty entered our beloved Garfield High School building for the first time in over a year to begin training for school re-opening, and were shocked to find a variety of messages...
Traditions tier list:
A: Purple and White - In school (and after school) activities are entertaining for everyone.
Messenger March Madness - Best Garfield sporting event of the year.
B:...
Aries: WAA WAA Aries grow up. Not everything is about you and your 7 year old emotional intelligence. I’ll shut up now before you throw a temper tantrum but seriously GET A GRIP.
Taurus: C’mon...
