Dear Dawgs,
So apparently Senioritis is a second-semester thing, but my grades are rainbow and Mr. Nomura is threatening to take everything I love away from me. How do I convince everyone that having...
Dear Dawgs,
About a week ago I was walking to school and when I was halfway there I realized that I had forgotten to eat my breakfast. It was either turning around and walking a WHOLE 10 minutes...
Dear Dawgs,
I have severe separation anxiety, and I cannot possibly leave my pet parrot, Pedro, at home. Believe me, I’ve tried, but something about those defeated squawks as I step out the door fills...
Dear Dawgs,
Where are the best spots I can sleep overnight at Garfield? I have made many attempts to stay overnight but continually get caught. I’m worried that if I don’t succeed, I will...
Dear Dawgs,
Recently, I felt compelled to submit an application form for Masterchef auditions. I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into my cooking portfolio (literally), but when I was just about to...
Dear Dawgs,
Have you ever felt like you don’t belong? In the universal sense, I mean. I’m beginning to wonder if I was adopted… but every time I bring it up to my parents, they deny it. All of...
Dear Dawgs,
I accidentally called my teacher “dad” in class, and now he brings it up every time he sees me—literally every time. I can’t even look over at him without hearing, “Hey, son, need...
Dear Dawgs,
I have recently enrolled in my local badminton tournament to impress the future college emissions officer at Grand Canyon University. Only problem is: I’ve never played. Everytime I...
Dear Dawgs,
T-Minus 17 days until New Years AKA smooching time. Ever since I was a wee lad I’ve been obsessed with the idea of a New Years kiss, even going so far as to practice on my Cynthia Erivo...
Dear Dawgs,
Advisory is just too fun! I want it every day! I get so much work done, I love spending an hour each day in a random classroom, it’s the highlight of my day. All I can think about is...
Dear dawgs,
I have been training night and day to make this bowling team. Countless hours spent on Wii bowling practicing the perfect strike. I’ve given up everything for bowling; running away from...
Dear Dawgs,
Being cheated on by a Spokanite hey mamas lesbian has severely altered my perception of reality… I mean… SPOKANE? Come on now, who am I? Is this what I've become? I need an elaborate...
