OVERHEAD ANNOUNCEMENTS LEAKED

The overhead announcements have garnered tremendous support and admiration from the student body. Due to the uptick in approval and praise, The Messen...

The Stars Have Spoken

Aries: Uh oh, did you have another tantrum and slap the bosom off the youth pastor again?! Silly you, though it’s to be expected with your cray c...

Garfield High School: The Movie

Fin-gerlickin’ Good

We’re Kind of a Big Dill…

With the return of the sun in the last few weeks, many have felt inclined to begin some springtime festivities. Most have the same few activities they...