Issue 4 Backpage
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About the Writers
Izzy Lamola, Staff
Izzy Lamola is a senior writer on The Garfield Messenger. They love InDesign, despite the tedious work, and is a lover of opinion pieces and op-eds. They...
Jack Thayer • Feb 5, 2021 at 12:26 PM
Lets be honest: We still go to the backpage first even in corona.
Also- my absolute favorite part of this is that all the other horoscopes were semi informational and Saggitarius is just like “dont be a little gremlin rat u weirdo”
Max Warborg • Jan 23, 2021 at 1:42 AM
Hey theres no virgo man what happened? Whats my horoscope Izzy Lamola tell me what my horoscope is how do i know what is going to happen in my year of 2021 if i dont have my horoscope from the garfield messenger backpage izzy lamola!!!!!!!!!!
adviser • Feb 9, 2021 at 10:36 AM
Ahhh we didn’t include it on accident. Hi, Izzy Lamola here and this was Virgo’s horoscope:
“Eesh Virgo, 2020 was not the easiest year for you peeps. While staying 24/7 at home with your parents, you have developed both daddy and mommy issues. We suggest escaping home, we think Aquarius is offering free yurts to live in in their commune.”