So guys I just wanted to share some news that is just so crazy like I can’t believe it right now I’m still shaking in shock and crazy. Okay basically I was on Kalshi just making my bets as usual and hoenstly not doing very well… But I got random notification about a betting market that had opened and I was so shocked when I saw it. Very shocked Let me say. It was about whether aliens were going to invade the Earth at any point in 2026, Because it was only febyouary  the Odds were Not Looking to bad. I bet $1,000 on YES for fun BC if I hit It would be like an 100k payout. SO obviously when the Gleebulsholorps landed i went going crazy… I hoestnly thought i was dreaming ngl!! I was at schol when it hapende and my parents were calling me freaking out, but not excited like me. I bought like 50$ worth of eZells to celebrate and tbh i think that saved my life because the martian guys thought it smelled so good i taught them what bussing means. 

then like two weeks Later we were all in our basement bunkers and listening to our emergency radios and we heard the government was Overthrown Well i was feel ing great because it meant my second bet had hit and i was up another 50k. My mom keeps saying money wont matter when the Gleebulsholorps crack down on the Food rations black market but i just called her Broke and went to my corner of the basement to celebrate and write this,“ its the only spot where i can get peace and quiet!!!