67 is out
2016 and 2017 are in

Matcha is out
Chia water is in

Space in classrooms is out
Smart boards are in

The 49ers are out
A Seahawks Superbowl is in

Maine is out
Peaches are in

The Messenger is out
The Garlic is in
(Paid for by the GHS Garlic)

College apps are out
Senioritis is in

AI essays are out
Delving into texts with deeply inspiring themes—in

Chinese spyware is out
American spyware is in

Dubai Chocolate is out
Frozen fruit cups are in

Anxiety is out
Existential dread is in

One lunch is out
“Bathroom Breaks” are in

Tylenol is out
Acetaminophen is in
(Sponsored by RFK Jr.)

Paying attention is (still) out
Google Snake is (still) in

Phone hotels are out
Single airpods are in

Bussin’ or nah is out
Poopy parking is in

Bleachers are in
Nathan Hale is out

The L8 is out
The 48 is in

Rigged assemblies are out
Seniors winning anyways is in

The SAT is out
The fire alarm is in

Advisory is out
65-minute 1st period is in

NYT Games are out
Backpage Mad-Libs are in

Bathrooms are out
You don’t want to know what’s in

2025 is out
2026 is in
(and I’m out of ideas)