Garfield Staff Superlatives
A toast to roasts.
In honor of April Fools and our upcoming return to in-person learning, the 2021 Messenger staff reached out to some of our most beloved teachers to create a Teacher’s Superlative. Though we all enjoy poking a little fun at the Garfield staff, it should be noted that we received consent to publish all of these ‘roasts’ and love our teachers very much. -Messenger editors <3
Most likely to play Kenken instead of checking her email . . . . . . Ms. Johnson
Has the same glasses as Dr. Octavius Brine from the Penguins of Madagascar Movie .
. . . . . Mr. Shaw
Most likely to know the Dalai Lama and casually mention it in class . . . . . . Mr. NK
Ain’t never got his own lunch and stays stealing peoples’ food . . . . . . Mr. Wray
Most likely run a secret Kenneth Branagh blog . . . . . . Ms. Harris
Most likely to sign and date his grocery list just in case . . . . . . Mr. Fell
Most likely to seriously injure himself trying to jump onto furniture . . . . . . Mr. Johnson
Most likely to hate school as much as his students . . . . . . Mr. Waterman
Most likely to call the homework he assigned a “slog” . . . . . . Dr. A
Most likely to be a boomer . . . . . . Mr. Snyder
Most likely to rescue the plants from a burning building after getting the people out . . . . . . Dr. Finley
Most likely to secretly lead another life as the New York Mets’ Mascot . . . . . . Ms. Felpo
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