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Kien-Binh Vo, Staff May 8, 2021

Meme is worth $490,000 as an NFT With the current rise of NFT’s, or Non-Fungible Tokens, many digital artists and influencers are able to sell ownership of digital media as a form of cryptocurrency....

Art by Ria Maisano-Torres

New Schedule Shuffle

Zac Meyer May 6, 2021

The wait is finally over. After more than a year, Garfield’s educators and students have returned to the building for in-person learning. Students have been split into three “cohorts” – identified...

Art by Ria Maisano-Torres

The Music Department Mixtape

Matt Lord April 9, 2021

If you think you know Garfield’s music teachers, think again. Jared Sessink, Blake Saunders, and Bryan Kolk have been secretly recording trap bangers after hours at Garfield, and are ready to release...

Art by Ilah Walker

The College Board Apologizes

Alwin Ma, Staff April 9, 2021

Disclaimer: This is a satirical opinion article, and the sentiments within this piece do not necessarily reflect the Messenger's views as an organization. The College Board. The non-profit organization...

Garfield Graffiti

S. Avalon Leonard and Julia Wartman April 9, 2021

On the morning of April 5th, faculty entered our beloved Garfield High School building for the first time in over a year to begin training for school re-opening, and were shocked to find a variety of messages...

Art by Izzy Wang

Shaw’s Quote Corner

Kai Vennemann, Staff April 9, 2021

Below is a compilation of quotes from Garfield science teacher Zachary Shaw which students have collected over the past two years. We have taken great care to select those quotes which are most representative...

Credit: GHS Math Club

The Most Correct Bad Math

Rylee Bundesmann and Kai Vennemann April 9, 2021

How To Simplify Fractions When in doubt, take the simplest approach. It makes sense why teachers have kept this secret: it’s too good to be true!   Bet You Didn’t Learn This In...

Art by Molly Chapin

News Briefs: Two Lies & a Truth

Rylee Bundesmann and Adam Friesz April 9, 2021

Small Waterway Drivers Test to be Required After the Ever Given cargo ship ran aground in Egypt’s Suez Canal in Egypt, blocking maritime trade for six days and causing a 244 ship traffic jam lasting...

Garfield’s Mascot Doggedly Comes Out as Against the COVID Vaccine

Garfield’s Mascot Doggedly Comes Out as Against the COVID Vaccine

Riley Perteet-Cantu April 9, 2021

Disclaimer: This is a satirical opinion article, and the sentiments within this piece do not necessarily reflect the Messenger's views as an organization. In a shocking announcement appearing on...

Art by Molly Chapin

COVID Corner

Rylee Bundesmann, Staff March 19, 2021

COVID-19 Relief Bill Overview: On March 11th, President Joe Biden signed the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021 into law, after Congress narrowly passed the package on March 10th. The $1.9 trillion bill...

Project Prevent

Maya Shelton March 18, 2021

Everyone has struggled during the pandemic, but Seattle’s homeless population is an exceptionally impacted group, and one that doesn’t often receive as much attention. Project Prevent is a student-run,...

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