The Garfield Messenger

OVERHEAD ANNOUNCEMENTS LEAKED

Tia Lam (she/her) April 5, 2024

The overhead announcements have garnered tremendous support and admiration from the student body. Due to the uptick in approval and praise, The Messenger received an anonymous tip that featured the script...

The Stars Have Spoken

The Universe, Staff April 5, 2024

Aries: Uh oh, did you have another tantrum and slap the bosom off the youth pastor again?! Silly you, though it’s to be expected with your cray cray temper. You should never be held accountable for...

Garfield High School: The Movie

Garfield High School: The Movie

Quick Facts: Budget: $340 million Run Time: 6 hours 50 minutes (A Garfield school day) Release Date: Summer 2024  Premiering at Purple and White spodie Somehow already has 99% on Rotten...

Fin-gerlickin’ Good

Fin-gerlickin’ Good

Kelan Sato (he/him) March 22, 2024

Since 1984, Catfish Corner has remained a soul food spot selling creole-spiced catfish, homemade tartar sauce, hush puppies, and sweet tea while the Central District changed around it. Unfortunately due...

We’re Kind of a Big Dill…

Salem Bill (he/him) and Taz Nunn (she/her) March 22, 2024

With the return of the sun in the last few weeks, many have felt inclined to begin some springtime festivities. Most have the same few activities they come back every year, maybe it's time to add something...

The Lineup Lowdown

The Lineup Lowdown

Sela Harrison (she/her) March 22, 2024

THING Seattle Theatre Group’s (STG) THING festival will take place August 9 through 11 at Remlinger Farms in Carnation, Washington. THING has quickly become an established and highly anticipated festival...

Kids Who Wear Khakis

Kids Who Wear Khakis

Dahlia Huang (She/Her) March 22, 2024

Trigger Warning: Article mentions child sexual abuse The Boy and Girl Scouts are known for their delicious cookies and outdoor education. Boy Scouts of America (BSA) was founded in 1910 in Silver Bay,...

You Dunet Want to Miss this Movie

You Dune’t Want to Miss this Movie

Felix Allor March 22, 2024

If 2023 was the year of Barbenheimer, then 2024 is already shaping up to be the year of Dune: Part II. Director Denis Villeneuve’s continuation of 2021’s Dune was released on March 1, and it has already...

For All the Caf-Fiends Out There…

Addie McLaughlin March 8, 2024

Warning: Health experts state that more than 400mg of caffeine per day can be dangerous. Please do not exceed this amount!  Alani “Kimade” - 11/10 (200mg caffeine) This was my favorite by far....

Lights, camera, action!

Unity Jirkovsky-Gual (she/her) March 8, 2024

With the new age of chain theaters and impersonal streaming services, the mission of Seattle’s collection of local independent cinemas is “valuing cinema as an art form and finding the ways that it...

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Seán Kelleher (He/Him) March 8, 2024

The Roosevelt News The News encourages Roosevelt Students to think critically about their lives and struggles. The paper has served its community since the 1920s and won a National Pacemaker Award in...

Not Your Stereo-Typical Radio

Salem Bill (he/him) March 8, 2024

Radio is unfortunately a dying entertainment industry. Due to applications with more autonomy and options, like Apple Music and Spotify, tuning in has become increasingly unpopular. If you are one of the...

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